My dad is impossible

[arwingyoshi]

Okay, so today my dad thinks the apartment is a pigstye, even though it really isn't. And then he just assumes that I'm a lazy pig who never cleans up. He could not be more wrong. I ALWAYS clean up after myself. I always clean my dishes before putting them in the washer, I cleaned up the grease splatters after I fried a burger last week. He has NO idea what he's talking about. If he payed attention to me once in a while and never jumped to conclusions, then maybe he wouldn't be such a despised man. But who am I kidding? The remake of The Fly will stop being gross before that ever happens. God, my dad is a fucking asshole!